no, they won't because you aren't using systemd then.

To answer your question -- yes. I'll get back to you in a bit when it's done. :)

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I'll take a look at it ASAP! Sorry!

here you go [stackoverflow.com]

// @skematica

that's really strange. there must be some setting, because 1024 is almost nothing, even if you're expecting only a few hundred connections

// @skematica

"unlimited" or max or whatever the setting is for your kernel

bump that way up. Also, if you're using HHVM you want the max file limit almost at infinity

// @skematica

Got it sorted out :)

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